I have a terrible memory cuz I’m never in the now.

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Wtf is up with this horseshit weather.

I mean I’m enjoying it but it’s fall weather. Not July.

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sad.again.

at least it’s the familiar, comforting kind.

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dampsandwich:

*gasp* SANTA CAME!!!!!…*looks closer* all over the presents what the fuck santa

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gotitforcheap:

craig chill out man
Wow, what a butthole. Either a compliment or an insult depending on the situation  (via gnarly)

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nedsseveredhead:

I feel so proud when friends tell me their parents like me. Like damn right they do, I am a delight.

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