Decided to take a video while flying this morning.
Best. Idea. Ever.

perfection

Reminder that this actually exists in our world
THIS IS REAL

I’m gonna cry.

i just read this and thought “humans cant fly dont lie to me sir” then realised, airplanes. 
plasmatics-life:

Walking of 2 Lovers ~ By Andrey Vasiliev

This is perfect

neairaalenko:

unlimitedgoats:

luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.

Hun

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not-100percent-a-dick:

stability:

when you want to have a conversation with someone but theres nothing to talk about 

image

Why I don’t approach girls in bars. Or anywhere really.

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coconut-coffee:

my wallet needs to be as thick as my thighs

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kushandwizdom:

Words of Emotion
channelyouranger:

headonyourchest:

blackcatandme:

I stood naked over him and took a picture

Why do I love everything about this

this is so cute

shrimpfur:

Once you start dating someone its like, impossible to insult them

"suck my dick" ok

“bite me” hell yeah

"kiss my ass" sure

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